Flights of fancy are just my fancy

awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

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usouthflorida:

Thank you very much! President Judy Genshaft rocked out as Elvis Presley at the USF Faculty & Staff Campaign celebration today.

usouthflorida:

Thank you very much! President Judy Genshaft rocked out as Elvis Presley at the USF Faculty & Staff Campaign celebration today.

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gaymommy:

aubreygraharn:

mrscreamguy:

So, you know how some Nicki Minaj fans don’t know why we hate her?

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Also, she said misandry isn’t real

So, basically, fuck her.

ThIS THE FUNNEIST POST I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via noonovertherainbow)

mooselyfe:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

revengeofnemo:

If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible.

So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a child, then why would the government force her to get that child even though she might not want it?

Let’s talk about how logical the bill against abortion is now

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(Source: threecheersforfranksinatra, via attila-the-pun)

awwww-cute:

Yes sir! One bag full

awwww-cute:

Yes sir! One bag full

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delusioninabox:

Daily #481! Probably why I don’t have many friends.

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frankenwhale:

Khaleesi: Gotta hatch ‘em all!

frankenwhale:

Khaleesi: Gotta hatch ‘em all!